Job Demotivational Poster
MONDAY - Has Been Cancelled Due To A Lack Of Interest.
STEVE JOBS -
JOB INTERVIEW -
WINNER!!! - Not My Job Award
War On Work -
HEY MOM...... - ....why can't I find a job?
COMMON SENSE ? -
JOB APPLICATIONS - Even Mr. Sulu lied on his.
GET A JOB -
CRAPPY JOBS - AND YOU THOUGHT YOUR JOB SUCKED...
THIS JOB IS - Soda Pressing ...
J. P. MORGAN QUELLS CONCERNS - HIRES E-TRADE BABY TO REPLACE THE EXECUTIVES WHO LOST $2B
REALIZATION - Realization That you've got no job, no new Death Star apartment and you're a terrible shot. Oh, and the remote needs batteries.
GLOBAL RECESSION -
MY BARTENDER - ... is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
COMPUTER SUPPORT TECHNICIAN -
R.I.P 1955-2011 - Global financial crisis you’ve done it again. Seems as though you're getting rid of all the jobs in the world.
TROLL DOLLS - A fine image to accompany that weird patch of hair growing on your arm.
JOB SKILLS -
WHY MEN AREN'T SECRETARIES -
CREATIVE WRITING -
DUCT TAPE -
OH, YOU HATE YOUR JOB? -
FUTURE TELEMARKETERS - They just don't know it yet.
HIGH PAYING JOBS -
JOBS - get back to your office or you'll get this one
UH OH - looks like Timmie got a job
IMITATIONS - Some of them are just great! Almost original
UNEMPLOYED - Once again, everything went fine until the interview. Do you think it's the beard?
SCOTTY - Beam me up. There is no intelligent life here.
THEY ARE AMONG US -
ZOO JANITOR - Hazardous position.
THE RED WIRE - It was not
THIS - is the son of Jor-El
THE DESTRUCTION OF THE DEATH STAR LEFT A LOT OF PEOPLE WITHOUT A JOB -
IT'S TOUGH -
LEGO - Nothing says creativity quite like Lego. And they aren't necessarily talking about your kid.
A magical place -
THE WAGES OF FEAR -
New Job -
DEDICATION - They can't fire me. Slaves have to be sold.
JOBS - And you thought your job sucked.
PLEASE REMEMBER - That When I Shove This Machete Into Your Stomach And Rip Out Your Intestines That It's Not Personal It's Just My Job
HOW MUCH - Would you like to have this job?
AMBITION - He asked me where I saw myself in two years. I said, 'Running this company instead of you.' How's firing me gonna help with that?
YOUR CHRISTMAS BONUS - Was you weren't fired. Enjoy.
A FAILSAFE... - ...does not apply here.
QUOTH DONALD - YOU'RE FIRED!
HELICOPTER PILOT -
THAT ONE MOMENT - When you think, did they really just say that?
IPOD 1.0 - Not that great. It only had one song.
THE TRUTH IS -
JOB CENTRE STAFF - The only people who after getting fired, have to return the next day.
BORDER PROTECTION -
THOZ DAM WORDZ -
CHOOSING A PET - Gary soon realized that Taking Your Pet to Work Day would of been much easier with a dog.
MY JOB -
RETIREED D. I. -
WORK HOURS - I love my job! Great work hours, incredible benefits... but the pay sucks!
ANY MINUTE NOW -
FACTORY ROBOTS - From Cars To Bread They Have Taken Over & We Wonder Where All The Jobs Went?
ONE RULE FOR EXCELLENCE - Employees will be fired with enthusiasm, Or employees will be fired with enthusiasm.
JOB APPLICATION - Make sure that Dumbo Dropping is pushing elephant out of a plane next time.
LIPS - I bet they didn't get theirs from sucking watermelons !!
OBAMA LOOKING COOL -
WORST JOB EVER - "Ok. You got this. 12th times a charm" (please don't hit me)
THE PHILOSOPHY MAJOR -
DEATH AWAITS YOU WITH SHARP POINTY TEETH -
THE JOB INTERVIEW - March right in and put your best foot forward!
STEVE JOBS MORE THAN A MAN -
JUST....ONE MORE VERSION?... -
JOB CUTS - Shouldn't Congress be subject to them too?
MENIAL JOBS - The punishment for a lack of education
SLUMS OF BEVERLY HILLS -
YOUR COMPANY'S WEBSITE - an effective marketing tool in making your clients and prospects more familiar with the resources available to them
THE LAST BRIGADE LEAVES IRAQ -
WORK FROM HOME JOBS -
CHIN-NING CHU -
HEAD START - it's never to early to learn the basics in life
JOBS - all the good ones are taken.
DID YOU KNOW? - That americas greatest export is technology? Thats why your job is now in china. Because we dont make what ever you made any more
EVER HAVE ONE OF THOSE DAYS - When your boss never gets off your back.
PROFESSIONAL SAND CASTLE CONSTRUCTION - My Guidance Counselor Lied
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