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MONDAY - Has Been Cancelled Due To A Lack Of Interest.


TAGS: monday business work job office
Rating: 4.73/5

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5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 11:30 am
Of course you get a 5 from me. Good job!
mariand - November 27, 2011, 10:42 am
cool... I guess we're talking about work
maoworks2 - November 27, 2011, 10:11 am
Mite Has Well Do The Rest Of The Week Too


STEVE JOBS -


TAGS: steve jobs tribute what a coincidence apple products
Rating: 4.29/5

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falloutghoul - October 8, 2011, 5:31 pm
DUDE!!!! XD


JOB INTERVIEW -




WINNER!!! - Not My Job Award


TAGS: job award winner
Rating: 3.96/5

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Reality Lord - February 16, 2012, 12:55 am

well done


RIP -


TAGS: pzy apple day steve jobs
Rating: 4.43/5

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crankyhead - October 7, 2011, 12:19 am
It got rejected because the image was tagged. If you take the time to submit posters that we can approve, I can guarantee that we will.
UlyssesArt - October 6, 2011, 11:55 pm
I actually posted the "IDied" one, for the first time in my life I actually came up with something first. It didnt get approved on here, but then again I didnt expect it to, the mods here are a bit a***.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 6, 2011, 8:48 pm
is that a warcraft reference?
pzykosiz - October 6, 2011, 5:31 pm
bahahahaha
forseti - October 6, 2011, 11:56 am
how about "the new iDIE" ??
Tytan - October 6, 2011, 9:12 am
god d*** it forseti too soon xD
forseti - October 6, 2011, 1:22 am
Jobs done...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2011, 8:54 pm
That's brilliant ...and horrible, but brilliant 5L


War On Work -


TAGS: mike rowe war on work dirty jobs mikeroweworks foundation
Rating: 4.56/5

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MychaelDark - March 4, 2016, 1:51 pm
Work isn't the enemy. Rich people aren't the enemy. Lazy *** F***s, who just want to sit around all day and do nothing to earn their share are.
Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 2:27 am
@ blesic --- How you doing on that welfare check?
blesic - December 6, 2014, 3:26 pm
Work isn't the enemy. Rich people are.
lgvernon - November 9, 2014, 4:40 pm

I'd watch this guy stuff canoli...split shakes...fill lamps...clean siding...carry hods...rivet a steamer...pull green chain...pull the heads on a 56 Chevy...OK, I'm out...


HEY MOM...... - ....why can't I find a job?


TAGS: tattoo pierce goth job mom ear ring
Rating: 4.14/5

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dragonrider33 - April 4, 2014, 10:40 pm
Men in Black called they want the aliens to leave earth.
BennyChick - March 15, 2010, 3:47 pm
I know a place that will take them all....but im not telling cause theres a waiting list and my normal looking azz is next
MrBlack - February 26, 2010, 10:50 am
Sorry, meant to say "Kinda sad" not kinda saw.
MrBlack - February 26, 2010, 10:49 am
Sorry, meant to say "Kinda sad" not kinda saw.
Cyrenius - February 19, 2010, 8:24 am
Yap, his the most normal from this bunch. Nasty, good posters thou
MrBlack - February 17, 2010, 5:13 pm
Kinda saw when the bald guy with a completely tattooed head is the most normal lookin.


COMMON SENSE ? -


TAGS: flag made in china fail jobs
Rating: 4.7/5

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Keltibarian - September 19, 2013, 12:22 am
Obviously a misprint. It should read 'Owned by China'.
jameswnash - October 17, 2010, 11:59 pm
Only in America do they protest sweat shops with a picket sign in one hand and pays thme to make things with the other. America.f*** yea!
Hawamleh - October 17, 2010, 1:34 pm
I'm Pretty Sure My Poo Is Made In China..
agdaniele - October 17, 2010, 1:19 pm
Union workers here would demand $35/hr to make these... so, it's cheaper to make and ship from china. America.... f*** yeah! Right?


JOB APPLICATIONS - Even Mr. Sulu lied on his.


TAGS: star trek job applications lies john cho sulu
Rating: 4.65/5

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R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 11:12 am
I JUST saw Star Trek, I know, I know, where the hell have I been, right? Anyway, I couldn't figure out where I had seen him before! Thanks!, Oh, and great poster too. 5 Oh My!'s
CANADA - June 5, 2010, 1:04 pm
Love these posters! 5L
CoolioIndeed - June 5, 2010, 12:58 pm
Thanks. Apparently these tower posters are right in my wheelhouse.
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 11:13 am
Knocked it out of the park, Coolio
palmat - June 5, 2010, 2:15 am
=)) so d*** funny
Faceplant31 - June 4, 2010, 6:31 pm
Amsome collio. Always enjoy seeing the fakes you create!


GET A JOB -


TAGS: job booth occupy movement dispersal
Rating: 4.02/5

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premiumgrade - October 4, 2013, 4:27 am
I wish I could give you more than five. And, you're right. They can't get work...for 15 bucks an hour.
elf - May 19, 2013, 2:01 pm
Confusing cause and effect. Their not in the occupy movement because they don't want to work; they're in the occupy movement because they want to work but can't get hired.
Buzzramjet - February 11, 2012, 9:14 pm
Don't feel like moving to China for a buck an hour.


CRAPPY JOBS - AND YOU THOUGHT YOUR JOB SUCKED...


TAGS: crappy jobs suck elephant poop
Rating: 3.94/5

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Airman - June 12, 2014, 3:30 pm
I'll second that
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 12, 2014, 3:09 pm
I'm going to say that it greatly depends on the job. I would rather be doing THAT than working in customer service :-D


THIS JOB IS - Soda Pressing ...


TAGS: this job is soda pressing
Rating: 4.94/5

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Verdeckt - August 22, 2011, 7:28 am
It's already there .. If you visit, don't forget to tip your waitress
house - August 22, 2011, 6:20 am
WHERE would THis bElong,because it certainly is PUNNY ISn't it


J. P. MORGAN QUELLS CONCERNS - HIRES E-TRADE BABY TO REPLACE THE EXECUTIVES WHO LOST $2B


TAGS: baby gets the job
Rating: 4.41/5

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falloutghoul - May 16, 2012, 3:43 pm
Because we wanted them to while cutting Uncle Sam's salary.
Bucketheadsdad - May 15, 2012, 11:55 pm
Yep....that's about 2% of the company's net worth. How come no one busts a gasket when the government wastes countless billions upon billions?
GaryO - May 15, 2012, 2:28 pm
well done, ug


REALIZATION - Realization That you've got no job, no new Death Star apartment and you're a terrible shot. Oh, and the remote needs batteries.


TAGS: star wars storm trooper job realization unemployed
Rating: 3.96/5

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theoneandonlybabiegurll - October 18, 2010, 6:11 pm
ok wow i mean i new u liked star wars but really lol


GLOBAL RECESSION -


TAGS: billion world steve jobs apple
Rating: 4.5/5

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stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:41 pm
anyway, production is still increasing worldwide... that 's what make the apple to become rotten
dootndo2 - October 7, 2011, 9:16 am
Only 1/2 million looking.


MY BARTENDER - ... is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.


TAGS: pain relief jobs comparisons
Rating: 4.77/5

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MissPriss - February 3, 2013, 12:53 pm
For a cheap buzz...a beer and a straw can be your best friend...teehee.
MissPriss - February 3, 2013, 12:52 pm
Especially if you get on their good side...and they can be persuaded by a female...*hic*
maoworks2 - February 3, 2013, 12:45 pm
Bar Keeps Are Gods.
Rudedog - February 2, 2013, 11:40 pm
I don't need a straw and a give unconditional love.
GaryO - February 2, 2013, 10:08 pm
Fine, but he brings his own water dish
MissPriss - February 2, 2013, 8:53 pm
Only on your first two rounds...but I'm sure Gary wouldn't mind if you rang up his tab.
Rudedog - February 2, 2013, 8:29 pm
Do you take Medicaid?
MissPriss - February 2, 2013, 7:44 pm
No, sorry sir, fresh out. Would you like to start a tab?
GaryO - February 2, 2013, 7:23 pm
…..and Prissy rolls with the good stuff. Got change for a twenty? I just spent all my 5s


EMPLOYMENT -




COMPUTER SUPPORT TECHNICIAN -


TAGS: job parody or actuality
Rating: 4.28/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 20, 2012, 6:54 pm
Screensavers have passwords?? How 80s.
Ed-Hyde - September 13, 2010, 7:04 am
Entirely too true. 5L despite the flaws.


R.I.P 1955-2011 - Global financial crisis you’ve done it again. Seems as though you're getting rid of all the jobs in the world.


TAGS: death jobs life apple money
Rating: 3.83/5

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stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:42 pm
YOUR world 's not THE world man ; )


Retirement -


TAGS: retirement career job
Rating: 2.67/5

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MashiMashi - July 21, 2013, 10:46 am
What doese everyone want but nobody likes, getting exactly what you want, they wanted more conservative voices on the radio, now Rush and the crew have more competitors than listeners.
MashiMashi - July 21, 2013, 10:44 am
It's the PODCASTS every other Conservative I know has one. I'm from Milwaukee we had Mark Belling as the voice of consrvatism now he's in a fight for his life
CloudchaserS - July 10, 2013, 11:15 am
"So your blood pressure is going to suffer if you keep watching these people. They’re designed to get you ticked off. They’re designed to make you question your sanity." Mr. Limbaugh to a caller on watching Fox News


IMAGINE -


TAGS: lennon jobs
Rating: 4.19/5

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Derek - October 7, 2011, 5:49 am
He would've loved this


TROLL DOLLS - A fine image to accompany that weird patch of hair growing on your arm.




JOB SKILLS -


TAGS: unempleed out sourcing no job skills
Rating: 4.67/5

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Reality Lord - July 26, 2011, 5:14 pm

lol....i know.
c0okydough - July 26, 2011, 9:19 am
5 pairs of epic shoes (: but seriously, I gotta have these...


WHY MEN AREN'T SECRETARIES -




OPPORTUNITY -


TAGS: office chances work job
Rating: 4.9/5

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Sean - April 12, 2011, 8:35 pm
I love this one. It's like funny has come to Motifake ... to not die this time.
spacedog - March 21, 2011, 6:53 pm
Sadly, there are no scholarships for viscom, carpal tunnel kids. 5L


CREATIVE WRITING -


TAGS: may challenge job application
Rating: 4.8/5

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Sean - May 5, 2010, 8:09 pm
Get your a** to despair.com, you maginificent bastard ... and please ask them why they never return my calls. Please. 5.
agdaniele - May 5, 2010, 1:57 pm
Applications are the best venue for creative writing. 5


DUCT TAPE -




OH, YOU HATE YOUR JOB? -


TAGS: work job beer hate
Rating: 3.62/5

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zoomer296 - January 17, 2013, 12:18 am
I'll take the second from the right in the front please.
maoworks2 - December 26, 2011, 8:36 am
Ya Join The Club, Cheers !


FUTURE TELEMARKETERS - They just don't know it yet.


TAGS: recession students economy jobs
Rating: 4.48/5

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Reality Lord - December 18, 2011, 7:50 pm

lolz. couple of squeegy kids in there as well i think.


UNEMPLOYMENT -




HIGH PAYING JOBS -


TAGS: jobs engineering bridge construction
Rating: 4.05/5

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usaf1995 - April 25, 2010, 8:51 pm
lol how do you do that?


JOBS - get back to your office or you'll get this one




UH OH - looks like Timmie got a job


TAGS: job train
Rating: 3.58/5

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jameswnash - August 26, 2010, 8:27 pm
How the....


IMITATIONS - Some of them are just great! Almost original




UNEMPLOYED - Once again, everything went fine until the interview. Do you think it's the beard?


TAGS: job interview moron beard
Rating: 4.21/5

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kvash3154 - May 28, 2010, 5:45 pm
thats one messed up dude, and I'm not talking about his face.
booger13 - March 25, 2010, 5:25 pm
5 , five , 5 LIONS ah ah ah =D
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 12:34 am
Great one!


SCOTTY - Beam me up. There is no intelligent life here.


TAGS: steve jobs
Rating: 4.08/5

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Bolverk37782 - October 8, 2011, 7:17 pm
Yep. The unintelligent ones use APPLE Products, the rest of us could not give a D*MM.


THEY ARE AMONG US -


TAGS: job security hiding in plain sight
Rating: 4.89/5

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Greeny - September 18, 2011, 5:14 am
Once fired, the hole you leave in the company is like the hole you leave in a bucket of water after pulling your hand out
Verdeckt - September 17, 2011, 11:49 pm
You know what they say, cemeteries are full of indispensable men
CloudchaserS - September 17, 2011, 11:39 pm
You also don't want to be irreplaceable because if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted


ZOO JANITOR - Hazardous position.


TAGS: zoo animals job position clean
Rating: 4.65/5

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suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:31 pm
well done, I like your comment better than my text
Owlzrule - January 25, 2012, 9:30 pm
That is a smelly position


THE RED WIRE - It was not




THIS - is the son of Jor-El


TAGS: steve jobs superman jor el
Rating: 4.47/5

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tellitlikeitis - August 29, 2011, 8:55 pm
Wow, he certainly made his trillions.
joeprimo - August 29, 2011, 8:07 pm
hoorays for my first motifake, ynuk yunk
Verdeckt - August 26, 2011, 9:12 pm
Old 5chool 5uperman reference, Nice.


THE DESTRUCTION OF THE DEATH STAR LEFT A LOT OF PEOPLE WITHOUT A JOB -




IT'S TOUGH -


TAGS: tough job welfare circus
Rating: 4.17/5

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twill1962 - June 12, 2012, 12:23 pm
Actually, I believe the guy pictured is a successful investment stock broker in England. He dresses that way "because he can."
champ99 - September 13, 2011, 10:11 am
I know. My wallet gets thinner everyday paying for these yahoos.
Kspace - September 13, 2011, 9:19 am
Your tax dollars hard at work.


LEGO - Nothing says creativity quite like Lego. And they aren't necessarily talking about your kid.


TAGS: jobs children marketing
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 20, 2013, 7:42 pm
Space.....where did you think those teeny weeny people came from? Glad to see yo....your avatar gracing the place...again teehee.
spacedog - February 20, 2013, 7:25 pm
HA! This must be the sequel to their "fun with procreation" set. ;)
MissPriss - February 20, 2013, 3:07 pm
Mine were anything I could torture my little brother with...teehee! Thanks for the comment Ugs.
ughomer - February 20, 2013, 2:40 pm
Tinker Toys were my Mom's fav's while my Old Man preferred Lincoln Logs!


CONSERVATIVES -


TAGS: conservatives jobs wages
Rating: 3.06/5

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rerun - August 4, 2010, 6:45 am

@theprisoner - Cease & Desist. Take any political arguments to politifake.org
theprisoner6 - August 4, 2010, 5:29 am
who do you think f***ed up the economy to begin with? i'll give you a few clues.....he was a former Presidents son, a draft dodger, and the American public was dumb enough to elect him to two terms.......still can't figure it out? George W. Bush!
LURCH - September 24, 2009, 1:46 am
I bet some of those low wage jobs are gonna look pretty inviting when Obamamus Prime gets through destroying the economy
Haarakkon - August 9, 2009, 2:20 am
That's pretty much the gist of it. Getting ahead is a lovely myth that keeps us going.
mike - August 9, 2009, 1:58 am
low wage conservatives or high taxing liberals, pick your poison
Sean - January 13, 2009, 6:17 pm
Ohhhh Ronnnn. * hands on hips * Yer incorrigible. * cheesy smile while looking into camera *


LINEMEN -


TAGS: life time day work job outdoor power wire feet high air net excuse office quote pilon tower
Rating: 3/5

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CANADA - August 20, 2009, 10:43 am
I work for Manitoba Hydro an I see these guys all the time. usually allot higher than 60 feet though


A magical place -


TAGS: nut job recognition
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - August 24, 2013, 12:12 am
Wanna see my sound proof basement?
GaryO - August 23, 2013, 9:47 pm
Just one? I got like six goin'
MissPriss - August 23, 2013, 9:43 pm
Hey, a little like me! My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.


THE WAGES OF FEAR -




New Job -


TAGS: job dirty foul
Rating: 4.88/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 30, 2015, 9:48 pm
I find it better when they're a bit worse than myself; that's my comfort zone. Because I'm certainly not going to get in trouble for anything I say. Moo-ha-ha!
mizzdizz - September 12, 2015, 9:03 am
All the sudden, you might fit in----maybe--- 5 LOL lions


NIGHTMARES -


TAGS: its a tough job
Rating: 4.8/5

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ICEMAN - August 7, 2011, 1:00 am
...for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. "
ICEMAN - August 7, 2011, 12:59 am
"This cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further...
Verdeckt - August 6, 2011, 9:09 am
Fava bean5 and Chianti


DEDICATION - They can't fire me. Slaves have to be sold.


TAGS: job fire slave
Rating: 4.62/5

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MrRandom - April 29, 2010, 9:36 pm
More of these, and less religion ones, and you'll be well on your way here.
freestyler - April 29, 2010, 6:11 pm
Wauw nice! (every poster is nice because I am bad at making)
Derek - April 29, 2010, 5:44 pm
Good to see a newbie doing so well :})


JOBS - And you thought your job sucked.


TAGS: jobs careers bad fish smelly
Rating: 4.6/5

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GaryO - January 16, 2014, 9:29 am
More like; ‘Waiter, this crab tastes like shyt!’ ‘Sir, it’s surimi.’ ‘WTF is surimi?!!” ‘Fish shyt, sir.’
Greeny - January 16, 2014, 6:00 am
"Surimi, What is Susan Park’s phone number?" "Surimi, When is my next appointment?” Had to try it - doesn't work...
GaryO - January 15, 2014, 10:15 pm
Heh, that’s surimi. And that pic looks better than it usually is. Usually it’s just fish guts….soon to become your grocery store ‘crab’ meat. Working on a fish processor ship is an experience.
demon001 - January 15, 2014, 6:51 pm
I've got a friend who fixes septic tanks! This is better.
CloudchaserS - September 5, 2011, 12:43 am
First I thought "This is a job for Mike Rowe." Then I saw the "bad fish" tags and thought this looks like a tribute to Sublime
Verdeckt - September 4, 2011, 5:31 pm
You should upload this pic to Work Totally Sucks also.


AGDANIELE -


TAGS: excellent job sir
Rating: 4.38/5

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agdaniele - February 16, 2010, 11:34 pm
That was supposed to be a private interview.... everything gets out here!
Woodywood03a - January 21, 2010, 3:10 pm
That is so smart... it is dumb.
BoneCD - January 20, 2010, 11:24 am
Gotcha Dre!...agreed
DreMagnum - January 20, 2010, 10:33 am
@Bone, look below my comment at the guy named "Captain Douchebag", sounds a lot like Overlord Douchebag to us.
Fatt Matt - January 20, 2010, 10:19 am
Won't anyone think of the children?!?!
BoneCD - January 20, 2010, 9:38 am
@TOC - explain...really not following what you said.
thatonechick - January 19, 2010, 8:55 am
What we need to stop is people copying other users' names. Especially a moderator's name.
DreMagnum - January 19, 2010, 7:36 am
not really, they add there own personal touch with the title and caption.
CaptainDouchebag - January 19, 2010, 3:11 am
We need to STOP people from using comics from explosm.net They are taking other peoples' jokes!
MikePala070 - January 18, 2010, 9:03 pm
OUTSTANDING.i almost wet myself
motifake - January 18, 2010, 7:22 pm

hahahahhahahahahha - totally amsome!


PLEASE REMEMBER - That When I Shove This Machete Into Your Stomach And Rip Out Your Intestines That It's Not Personal It's Just My Job




HOW MUCH - Would you like to have this job?


TAGS: funny job ***y best ever
Rating: 4.18/5

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Mongoose - November 29, 2010, 7:59 am
This rabbit has a mind of his own - keeps wandering off
redhdsrbst - June 17, 2010, 11:45 am
Depends on what she had for dinner ;-)
djsal - June 13, 2010, 2:29 pm
From where is this from.


AMBITION - He asked me where I saw myself in two years. I said, 'Running this company instead of you.' How's firing me gonna help with that?




YOUR CHRISTMAS BONUS - Was you weren't fired. Enjoy.


TAGS: xmas snow money job
Rating: 3.88/5

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Sho - December 19, 2010, 9:18 pm
Thx
crankyhead - December 19, 2010, 2:40 pm
i really like this one. =)


A FAILSAFE... - ...does not apply here.




QUOTH DONALD - YOU'RE FIRED!


TAGS: trump quotes hair jobs
Rating: 3/5

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Nissta - July 12, 2012, 7:29 pm
If you're gonna send him to mess up Scotland!! At least have the decency to make him wear a Jimmy Wig first, sorry my bad HE IS wearing one.....


HELICOPTER PILOT -


TAGS: life time day work job last flight dream magic ecureuil rescue mountain giulio me italy quote
Rating: 2.88/5

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agdaniele - July 15, 2009, 10:05 pm
....or snooping in h** sunbathing chicks' back yards.


THAT ONE MOMENT - When you think, did they really just say that?




IPOD 1.0 - Not that great. It only had one song.




PARTY -


TAGS: weekend friday money job
Rating: 4.58/5

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gas - June 27, 2012, 7:30 pm
chin chin


THE TRUTH IS -




JOB CENTRE STAFF - The only people who after getting fired, have to return the next day.




BORDER PROTECTION -




THOZ DAM WORDZ -




CHOOSING A PET - Gary soon realized that Taking Your Pet to Work Day would of been much easier with a dog.


TAGS: pets jobs
Rating: 4.72/5

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MissPriss - July 17, 2012, 7:36 pm
it's the eyes sho...the eyes! thanks for the vote
GaryO - July 17, 2012, 12:32 pm
there better be beer comin' thru that regulator
steve1961 - July 17, 2012, 10:44 am
Of course it's disturbing...I would've used koi.
Sho - July 17, 2012, 7:24 am
May sound strange coming from me, but I think this looks kinda disturbing lol. 5L for the lols
MissPriss - July 17, 2012, 12:55 am
Thanks guys.
spacedog - July 16, 2012, 5:36 pm
LOL! I don't know how Gary found a fish bowl big enough. It's huge! 5L MissP.
GaryO - July 16, 2012, 4:54 pm
FISH ON!, Crazy monkey, FISH ON!


MY JOB -


TAGS: my job calendar work smart
Rating: 4.6/5

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suzieq - January 27, 2012, 11:51 am
good one. is that you caveman on the left staring at the camera ?


RETIREED D. I. -




WORK HOURS - I love my job! Great work hours, incredible benefits... but the pay sucks!




ANY MINUTE NOW -


TAGS: bored swat intense job interest
Rating: 4.15/5

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MashiMashi - February 17, 2012, 10:19 pm
So he couldn't here him clear it, so believing he was sh** in a bankrobberyhostagesituation you roll the big guys only to find officer fat snack woofing down complimentary cookies and coffee
MashiMashi - February 17, 2012, 10:16 pm
All dressed up and no-one to blow away. The bank managers ex-husband came in to cash a paycheck, she hit the silent hold up alarm because she's got a restraining order against him. The responding squad digital radio didn't work in the bank


FACTORY ROBOTS - From Cars To Bread They Have Taken Over & We Wonder Where All The Jobs Went?




ONE RULE FOR EXCELLENCE - Employees will be fired with enthusiasm, Or employees will be fired with enthusiasm.




JOB APPLICATION - Make sure that Dumbo Dropping is pushing elephant out of a plane next time.




LIPS - I bet they didn't get theirs from sucking watermelons !!


TAGS: lips suck s****** watermelons head job
Rating: 2.88/5

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shmoe13 - February 7, 2011, 3:36 am
i bet she gives great helmet


OBAMA LOOKING COOL -


TAGS: obama cool job experience
Rating: 2.82/5

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TheTrashHeap - April 20, 2010, 5:48 pm
Strawberry-Banana
JLBachs - April 20, 2010, 5:43 pm
WTFO nailed it. His entire platform was "I'm not Bush" It may have been slim, but it was enough.
mrawesomo - August 6, 2009, 3:34 am
I agree with WTFO but he did have some other points besides looks, he just didn't have enough experience in politics to run yet. I'm a little surprised he won, although I rooted for him.
WTFO - May 17, 2009, 11:40 pm
Point well made, BTG. You forgot that he also ran on a platform of "change" which isn't a position, it is an opposition to something.
Brian The Great - May 17, 2009, 12:52 pm
If you can think of another politician in modern times with a slimmer record who ran for President based almost solely on his image besidest his guy, give me a name.
Dylan - May 13, 2009, 4:53 pm
Every election is just a "who looks cooler" contest because nobody is dumb enough to tell you their retarded decisions beforehand.
Brian The Great - May 13, 2009, 3:54 pm
Actually, I've estimated this guy pretty good. After 8 years of hearing about how we had a moron and a facist in the White House, now we're going to get to see what it really looks like.
Mosethyoth - May 13, 2009, 2:34 pm
If your ability of estimating people is as good as your professionalism obama will guide us into a bright future.


WORST JOB EVER - "Ok. You got this. 12th times a charm" (please don't hit me)


TAGS: worst job ever
Rating: 1.89/5


Interview -




THE PHILOSOPHY MAJOR -


TAGS: college philosophy major altruism jobs
Rating: 4.9/5

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lgvernon - March 22, 2015, 9:36 pm

Nope.
GaryO - March 22, 2015, 8:19 pm
that easy A ain't so attractive down the line


DEATH AWAITS YOU WITH SHARP POINTY TEETH -


TAGS: death destiny jobs
Rating: 4.74/5

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spacedog - July 11, 2012, 7:32 pm
Monty Python's Meaning of Life. http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DYoBTsMJ4jNk&v=YoBTsMJ4jNk&gl=CA
Airman - July 11, 2012, 7:17 pm
and where does one get that?
spacedog - July 11, 2012, 6:27 pm
But... I didn't have any salmon mousse... 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2012, 7:58 am
I met him once, nice guy.....messy handshake.
Sho - July 10, 2012, 11:34 pm
No one knows Jesus
RealityCheck - July 10, 2012, 10:51 pm
Only some of us share the same fate. Do you know Jesus?


THE JOB INTERVIEW - March right in and put your best foot forward!


TAGS: job interview toilet paper shoe
Rating: 4.6/5

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Silverheart - March 10, 2013, 9:44 pm

Is that a guy? Look at the arms, and the hands... Is that a guy?!?!


STEVE JOBS MORE THAN A MAN -




EFFORTLESS -


TAGS: life homeless loss jobless
Rating: 4.46/5

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PhxDebbie - June 1, 2010, 9:13 am
Ooooh Nice! A new favorite 5L's


CHEATING? -




JUST....ONE MORE VERSION?... -


TAGS: steve jobs greed marketsaturation
Rating: 3.6/5

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MPsniper - October 10, 2011, 4:34 pm
he had a LIVER transplant.
the1stCOMMI3 - October 10, 2011, 12:56 pm
joke is, he made so many iphones, but never got surgery to fight the cancer
CloudchaserS - October 10, 2011, 10:26 am
Ack, dies = died
CloudchaserS - October 10, 2011, 10:25 am
He dies from pancreatic cancer. What's the joke?
caveman - October 10, 2011, 9:14 am
That's cruel, sadistic and plain old mean..... I like it 5L


JOB CUTS - Shouldn't Congress be subject to them too?


TAGS: congress government bush usa jobs
Rating: 2.19/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 19, 2008, 2:37 am
I say minimum wage for all elected officials, that way we know they're doing it out of a sense of civic duty. Also, minimum wage would suddenly be hundreds of thousands of dollars a year.


MENIAL JOBS - The punishment for a lack of education


TAGS: job work education
Rating: 2.15/5

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Christopher - March 11, 2009, 8:20 am
Menial Jobs - a place to hide illegals.


SLUMS OF BEVERLY HILLS -


TAGS: work appreciation job homeless
Rating: 5/5

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IceAngler - February 7, 2013, 1:01 pm
Sorry pal, gold digging is a ***ist sport.
Greybeard - October 19, 2012, 10:23 pm
LoL...Did you ever find a rich woman??
maoworks2 - October 19, 2012, 7:03 pm
Hay Who Took My Picture ?


YOUR COMPANY'S WEBSITE - an effective marketing tool in making your clients and prospects more familiar with the resources available to them


TAGS: nice job jake
Rating: 4.73/5

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azpete42 - January 7, 2011, 3:44 pm
IT guy definitely looks like a Linux Admin...
lesterinside - June 4, 2010, 5:12 am
IT guy is a real Guru 5L
R.S.Jake - June 3, 2010, 10:47 am
Hahahahahaha! Looks like they got me on a good day! Amsome! 5!
Mr. Shiny - June 2, 2010, 8:53 pm
lol'ed so hard when I got to the end.


THE LAST BRIGADE LEAVES IRAQ -


TAGS: job well done thankyou
Rating: 4.72/5

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Gramaticus - May 19, 2012, 4:03 pm
Do you know how they were the LAST combat brigade to leave Iraq? They renamed us. We went from being the 1st Combat Aviation Brigade to being the 1st Enhanced Aviation Brigade. I was at BIAP and saw these guys go.
AdmiralAckbar - August 19, 2010, 5:56 pm
thanks guys, now get out of harms way.


MIME -




Mondays -




WORK FROM HOME JOBS -


TAGS: sean rabbit job
Rating: 4.57/5

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NumberXIII - September 12, 2011, 11:36 am
I told them he'd have bad luck, and look what happened...


Manpower -




CHIN-NING CHU -


TAGS: life job
Rating: 4.4/5

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HEAD START - it's never to early to learn the basics in life


TAGS: hooters job
Rating: 4.39/5

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Neener - October 22, 2010, 12:22 am
First you have to buy the melon, then you have to pay electricity to heat it.. It's true! Nookie is never free!
AdmiralAckbar - October 22, 2010, 12:17 am
just going to save my money and warm up a melon
Neener - October 22, 2010, 12:09 am
We need to get Ackbar some squid. He needs it!
AdmiralAckbar - October 22, 2010, 12:07 am
must have been neener...I am still to bitter
Neener - October 22, 2010, 12:04 am
No, it spells relief
guyfox - October 22, 2010, 12:04 am
someone had a fun night
AdmiralAckbar - October 22, 2010, 12:03 am
does it say pfizer
Neener - October 22, 2010, 12:02 am
My vote is for the morning after pill
guyfox - October 22, 2010, 12:02 am
blue pill is sweet
AdmiralAckbar - October 22, 2010, 12:01 am
does it have anything to do with a blue or red pill?
guyfox - October 21, 2010, 11:55 pm
a great fantasy world
AdmiralAckbar - October 21, 2010, 7:43 pm
what is this thing you call real life
guyfox - October 21, 2010, 2:07 pm
I'm saying don't do it in real life motifake is okay
Neener - October 21, 2010, 1:40 am
Cubby has challenged me to make 2 chic fakes. Someone confiscate his hard drive for me.
agdaniele - October 21, 2010, 1:21 am
Please hone your non chick-fqake skills. I am sure you can do it.
AdmiralAckbar - October 21, 2010, 12:48 am
I guess it is about shoes or that some other female is a b****.
Neener - October 21, 2010, 12:25 am
I don't think "they" do either. How many women have you heard ask "what was she thinking?!"
AdmiralAckbar - October 21, 2010, 12:19 am
guy this is motifake. Nothing is sacred. Lighten up it was humor. Jeans instead of genes. Then again I know nothing about women.
Neener - October 21, 2010, 12:14 am
Really? "They" is nicer than what I call my wife.
guyfox - October 21, 2010, 12:12 am
both very true, word to the wise...........women don't like being called they, no one does it's to generic
Neener - October 20, 2010, 11:55 pm
I'd say its in OUR jeans. They just have to let us BELIEVE we'll get in theirs.
AdmiralAckbar - October 20, 2010, 11:52 pm
Learn it (question mark) they do not have to learn it it is in their jeans!


JOBS - all the good ones are taken.


TAGS: jobs prostitution prostitute construction pimp
Rating: 4.3/5

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agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 4:49 pm
You're just not savvy to the job searches.... try "sheep herder"


DID YOU KNOW? - That americas greatest export is technology? Thats why your job is now in china. Because we dont make what ever you made any more




EVER HAVE ONE OF THOSE DAYS - When your boss never gets off your back.




PROFESSIONAL SAND CASTLE CONSTRUCTION - My Guidance Counselor Lied


TAGS: lies jobs
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by valkor

valkor - January 8, 2011, 9:14 pm
I didn't think this was my funniest submission but it is the first one I got approved.
deerbag - January 8, 2011, 7:17 am
great ph**o
Claire - January 8, 2011, 12:59 am
Funny. Could be better with a little more depth to it.


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